Thank you all for your welcome and your help, forum members. I had seen mention of a 5-post minimum, but then thought "nah, that can't be right". I guess I'll have to start second-guessing all of my second-guesses.
Thanks for appreciating my User Name. I wanted it to be realistic and yet optimistic at the same time. I wanted a t-shirt slogan that could be read easily--not too many words. FYI (not a joke), I have preveiously and elsewhere registered my intent to and have since acted to secure my Copyright of the terms "Surviving Obamageddon", "I Survived Obamageddon", "We'll Survive Obamageddon", etc. The extent of this intellectual property includes any two to four word phrase including any permutation of the word "Survive" combined with the word "Obamageddon" and any zero, one or two other words. I will take orders for T-shirts with one of my copy-written "Surviving Obamageddon" statements. Cost is $20/each. Text is similar to the style for the title of the movie "Armageddon" starring Bruce Willis. It makes a pretty nice looking T-shirt.